This Is Just The Middle

the-phantom-peach:

🗣️ huh?? what do you mean I haven’t posted any Link signing propaganda yet??

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zennistrad:

zennistrad:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

Still feels weird that the same band made “You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid” and “Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)”

It’s like if Smash Mouth and Fall Out Boy were one band.

The Offspring are honestly a contender for the funniest punk band ever, made even funnier by the fact that Dexter Holland is pushing 60 now and has a PhD in virology.

Like imagine being on an academic committee and reviewing a dissertation on HIV protein-encoding genomes and it’s from a guy with frosted tips whose greatest legacy is the Crazy Taxi soundtrack.

That’s the Offspring.

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transwolvie:

Too many people are forgetting these things too quickly:

-SESTA/FOSTA passed. Despite the many, many warnings of sex workers.

-A bunch of apps started their censorship policies because Apple directly threatened their revenue if they didn’t promise to cut down on the amount of porn on their sites

-MasterCard and VISA tried to outright stop processing OnlyFans work SPECIFICALLY because of the association with sex work, and no other feasible financial reason.

There is not a sudden regressive movement among individual people. Free The Nipple didn’t fade into obscurity because people didn’t care. It was stopped. By policies. By laws. By arrests. By censorship. These things have been purposefully put in place by companies and politicians. They saw the work we were trying to do wrt bodily autonomy, sexual liberation, and sexual freedom, and they forcibly put a stop to it.

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oddlysexypancake:

aviculor:

ms-demeanor:

blizzardofjj:

I don’t use this but might be for someone out there who does, check it out?

Here’s a pretty comprehensive write-up:

https://www.diabetesdaily.com/blog/you-can-get-cheap-insulin-at-walmart-without-an-rx-in-some-states-576008/

reblog to save a life

Reblog to save a bunch of lives

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eliias-bouchard:

why the fuck was garfield making a flesh homunculus of magnus btw. why magnus specifically??? like on a meta level. what the fuck? did griffin think magnus was gonna die first? like that’s a reasonable assumption to make and it worked out perfectly but what happens if one of the other horny boys had been killed in wonderland and had to fuckinf possess a mannequin. for the rest of the arc. ???????

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luneillusoire:

the fighters 🦊👀

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secondlina:

projectsurreal:

setzeri:

There’s a lot going on in that little critter’s head right now.

1. Power move. 

2. Why do people whisked away to magical worlds just automatically believe the first creature that tells them what side the person needs to help? Where’s my isekai where the MC slowly finds out they got in with like the deranged zealots and are part of the evil faction, and not the plucky rebels? 

I think about this comic once per week. It’s funnier then anything I can conceive of. Mastery.

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naamahdarling:

drkshdwbnch:

zsnes:

monday afternoon baby we gettin it!!!!!

if you warch all this you get to belive

This is it. This is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

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frecklydork:

☆ - ̗̀✨ He’s just Ken ✨ ̖́- ☆

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animate-mush:

sharkangelic:

wheeloffortune-design:

you know you’re good at your job when every single person tells you “thank god you’re back”

Boss makes a dollar
You make a dime
You read unsanitary pirate slash
On company time

Look if you read fanfic on the clock and everyone is still relieved that you’re back you must just be that got-dang good at your job

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inneskeeper:

voice-of-illogical-sense:

this is what a Bodhisattva is

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latkestein:

latkestein:

latkestein:

each tornado state takes you to a different place with its tornadoes. kansas tornadoes take you to oz, alabama ones bring you to hell, texas ones deliver you to applebees,

this is a good post trust me

“toto, we’re not in missouri anymore! oh wait fuck god damn it fuck no NO”

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theequeerstrian:

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boybrdr-deactivated20230204:

boybrdr-deactivated20230204:

I haven’t the slightest clue what’s going on here but I’m a fan of the general unhinged energy

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ceekari:

fuckyeahchinesefashion:

chinese mantou (steamd bread) be like

the oranges holy shit

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