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Thelobstermob turned 2 today!

adornoble:

dingraha:

iwillmindfuckyou:

frigginflamingfawkes:

this is literally the greatest audio post that has been posted on this stupid website

Fuck

I will never hear something more beautiful than this, ever, so long as I live

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hackedmotionsensors:

He had a twig in his mouth like a gorram animu punk

star trek heist au → pike recruits a team of “the best of the best” to rob him a bank.

kirk: the mastermind

bones: his right-hand man; oversees everything and makes sure these hotshots don’t get themselves killed

spock: the IT/hacker guy

uhura: a brilliant con artist

sulu: the getaway car/the muscle

scotty: ballistics

chekov: a rookie genius pickpocket who’s been making a name for himself on the streets

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apaigecalypse:

Alright, it is absolutely astounding and a little disappointing that I haven’t seen this on tumblr yet. My mom showed me this wayyy back, and I’d post an explanation of where it comes from, but I honestly don’t know for sure… anyways, Star Trek fandom, and anyone who just wants to watch something weird, this one’s for you guys.

we sang this song at my camp!! 

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mrgammakay:

Writing cover letters is a special kind of torture.

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itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

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thebrainscoop:

venomouswalrus:

THOSE TEETH! HANDS DOWN COOLEST TEETH!

From Chicago Adventure, Part Three: Little Skeletons

Adaptive evolution is thrilling! Look how specialized! wonderful! crazy! 

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ceruleanraven:

dfw-cub:

terra-mater:

15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist

Source

I am gonna make it my personal mission to see these places some day.

Beautiful landscapes! Except for 12… go back to hell please.

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multipack:

do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea

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lunar-lavender:

valpdesk:

freakmebitch:

Nuare Studio

The water monster is just an absolute beautiful!

The Monster Taming Adventures of Very Small Glowing Stick Man

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jack-bakarat:

yesashby:

jardestiel:

sherlocked-on-the-phone:

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

I’ve got a joke: What walks on 8 legs until it’s one year old, 4 legs until its twenty years old, and then 2 legs for the remainder of it’s life?

WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT PLEASE IF THIS IS A JOKE IT’S NOT FUNNY

i laughed and then i cried and now i can’t stop crying.

YOURE GOING TO HELL

there is a special place reserved in Hell for you.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

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